Ai karamba (or the morning after song)

Ahahaha, našla sem "the bluzzzz song". Lyrics sem napisala pred leti, Mikimirko bi jo pa moral uglazbit. Pa je še kar ni... Kaj se to pravi, pa tako fejst besedilo je :)

I woke up this morning,
Well, actually afternoon.
My brain issued a warning,
I should stop drinking soon.

My stomach is confused.
My head hurts as hell.
Whole body feels used.
I’m surely not well.

(Refrain)
What happened last night?
Why can’t I remember?
Were we in a fight?
Was that girls name Amber?

Yeah, I should probably stop drinking.
What the hell was I thinking?
Everything around is blinking.
And was that guy really winking?

This is too much
These memory holes
Did I hurt my crutch?
Or why do I have blue balls?

(Refrain)

This is simply wrong
I really should stop
But when I saw the thong
My pants just dropped

Today I feel like a piece of shit
But it doesn’t quite matter
I will eat a big pile of meet
And soon I’ll be better.

Bwahahahaha, če pa to ni za en ornk bluz komad, pol pa res ne vem. :)